Kindergarten quote - Was it you?

Was it you?

 

I was working with a small reading group when one of the boys came to the table and said, "Someone peed under the table."

There was, indeed, a large puddle under one of the tables.  Strangely, none of the children appeared to have soiled their pants.  I asked myself aloud, "Who would pee under the table?"

The little boy said,  "Someone who really, really had to go and didn't think he could make it to the bathroom?"

I looked down at the boy and asked, "Was it you?"

He shook his head wildly.  "No, but maybe I should wash my hands."